I’m not really writing a memoir, but if I did, these could very well be the chapter titles. Once again, I’m joining North West Mommy and her posse for their Monday Listicles. This week’s topic is 10 Chapters in a Book About Me. Here are the chapter titles of my fauxmoir, “What The Heck Was I Thinking.” Happy reading.
What The Heck Was I Thinking, Part 1
A Disco Queen Is Born
One Day You’ll Have A Kid Just Like You
Do As I Say, Not As I Do
Can’t We All Just Snuggle On The Couch And Play Nice?
The Sky Is Falling Grab A Hard Hat
What The Heck Was I Thinking, Part 2
OMG, I Had A Kid Just Like Me…Make That Two
Whaddya Mean The Kids Grow Up And Leave?!
It’s All Fine And Dandy Until Somebody Breaks A Hip
Online, Divalicious, And Got Time To Burn
The Clock Is Ticking, Get Busy While You Still Can
What would your 10 chapter titles be?